There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Those who say they don't have the time to take care of their skin, will sooner or later have to find the time for corrective treatments.

Start planning from your internal or spiritual view of things. The external view always has a way of distorting, discouraging and limiting your dream.

It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need.

Don't be too enthusiastic when choosing a profession – think of earningfor life too.

As a life's work, I would remember everything - everything, against loss. I would go through life like a plankton net.

You know, I can't remember my good reviews. I remember negative ones. They stay in my mind.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

If you go around looking for accidents, asking for them, they can't be called accidents any more.

The trouble with school is they give you the answer, then they give you the exam. That's not life.

Art is borne out of necessity. Music is a tool and men are doers. When a relationship is working, you don't need to write a song-you need to get toilet paper.