There hasn't been anybody else write a Constitution like Madison. There just hasn't been, because that person hasn't existed anywhere but here.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

What does sincerity mean if it is chosen as deliberate strategy?

I will not call myself a perfectionist, but I love to present things with my best effort.

A government of laws, and not of men

Be slow in choosing a friend slower in changing.

To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves.

Justice is what is established; and thus all our established laws will necessarily be regarded as just without examination, since they are established.

Joking apart, now let us be serious.

I do appreciate a woman who has a passion for sports and knows their stuff.

Society is always engaged in a vast conspiracy to preserve itself - at the expense of the new demands of each new generation.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?