There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.

I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know.

If you really think you have something good, you can't take no for an answer. You've got to get in there and ignore the people who say no.

My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.

I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

Hotmail just picked up 12 new episodes of 'Judging Amy'.

Difficult People? I don't really know. I don't have those metrics.

I now know how your angercame from skeletonsthat rattled in your heartand you couldn't escape them.

When I reached the street I didn't know whether to go right or left. Soon I'd have to start acting like a person who cared about what happened to him.

Human beings disappear; their histories remain.

Never love with all your heart, It only ends in aching.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

Strange how few, After alls said and done, the things that are Of moment.

Each dollar Mexico exports to the U.S. has a content of American production of 40.

If you didn't always have to choose between turning away for good or rushing in deeper. In the moments that it really counts, maybe it's enough - more than enough, even - just to be there.

But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near.

Pleasures that are in themselves innocent lose their power of pleasing if they become the sole or main object of pursuit.