There have been men before now who got so interested in proving the existence of God that they came to care nothing for God Himself.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

It's not selfish to love yourself, take care of yourself, and make your happiness a priority. It's necessary.

Golf is a good preoccupation but as the meaning of life ... it lacks a few things.

The best thing about the iPhone is this that tells me where I am all the time. There's never a need to feel lost anymore.

Let us begin by doing our best to do our best, every single time, no matter what, forever.

We're supposed to be the people who make culture, not decorate culture.

Recent data and research supports the importance of natural climate variability and calls into question the conclusion that humans are the dominant cause of recent climate change.

It's an extraordinary thing about Mozart is that you never tire of him... he never bores me, and he doesn't... not only bore me, that's too strong a word.

Shame is the shadow of love.

Monarchy degenerates into tyranny, aristocracy into oligarchy, and democracy into savage violence and chaos.

Beauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for the joy brought by the certainty of profaning it.