There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

To retain our dignity, we must sometimes refuse to live life at any cost

Wake ... wake up ... stand up, opportunity does not wait for the lazy

What are they after?” Kat asked. “Hard to say,” Hale said; again, he eyed the room. “Who is that?” Macey asked. “The reason I wasn’t flirting with you,” Hale told her.

Much public thinking follows a rut. The same thing is true in science. People get stuck and don't look in other directions.

Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.

If I ever went, I'd want to go peacefully in my sleep. I wouldn't want to plan my own death.

I wanted the album to be aerodynamic, like an airplane taking off from a runway - all of a sudden you're in the air.

A private company can't compete against the resources of the second largest economy in the world.

People don’t cry when they lose their hope. They cry when they get it back.

I HATE HALLOWEEN. This makes me VERY unpopular.