There have only been two geniuses in the world — Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

Respect your dream.

You’re a terrible woman Nox, but by the stars I love you beyond words themselves,

Born to sell :)

More and more people are seeing the films on computers - lousy sound, lousy picture - and they think they've seen the film, but they really haven't.

We imagine that we want to escape our selfish and commonplace existence, but we cling desperately to our chains.

A person’s zip code shouldn’t decide their destiny.

Nature repairs her ravages,--repairs them with her sunshine and with human labor.

The Savior will let you feel the love He feels for those you serve. The call is an invitation to become like Him.

I mean it's very hard to meditate and live a spiritual life in America. People think you're a freak if you try to.

If we leave Iraq, terrorists will follow us home.