There in the midst of the Amazon Jungle, Simon Haskell has cobbled up for himself a replica of an Art Deco salon.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

To seek the perfection of the warrior's spirit is the only task worthy of our temporariness, our manhood.

A man does not please long when he has only species of wit.

If this were a fantasy world, there would be ten of me and we would each be doing what we wanted to do.

In a happy marriage there is a continuous dense magnetic sense of communication.

I’m in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection. But with Montana it is love. And it’s difficult to analyze love when you’re in it.

Preachers err by trying to talk people into belief; better they reveal the radiance of their own discovery.

Start small and dream big.

If you're upset with how you look at 25, life's going to be tough.

Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you.