[There is] a breed of fashion models

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

My friends don't think they're rich, because they know someone who's richer.

The fact of the matter is, this is a very dynamic economy we have, and in this dynamic economy, you have a lot of job gains, but you also have job loss.

The 6 elements of life are to laugh, give, share, enjoy, care, and live a strong and full life.

When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.

I also believe that the Supreme Court should be the final arbiter of all federal questions.

The market is a democracy in which every penny gives a right to vote.

I love you. And I want you, too. But. However. Unfortunately...

Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.

If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through and become a positive.

Yes, My Lord."-Sebastian Michaelis