There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it.

Caution: Poems are sweeter than chocolates.

You ought to move onwards!

The city buildings in the distance are holding up the sky, it seems.

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.

I thought you might have some advice to give on how to be insensitive.

I have known great things and wonderful persons, and I have known homage

Centralization as a system is inconsistent with a non-violent structure of society.

Slavery to monarchs and ministers, which the world will be long freeing itself from, and whose deadly grasp stops the progress of the human mind, is not yet abolished.

It seems with every new day, we have a new veto threat from the president.

You have to be true to yourself and remain humble. Whether you win or lose, you've got to treat everyone the same, and be who you are.