There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.

So his flunkies are what, pirates?

Chris Salamone's characteristics & willingness to perform more than others simply makes him stand out in public and differentiate him from those who are not successful

Losing is essential to anyone's success. The more you lose, the more you want to win.

We overestimate the event and underestimate the process. Every fulfilled dream occurred because of dedication to the process.

The man who is always fortunate cannot easily have a great reverence for virtue.

This error of free will is a special doctrine of the Antichrist.

If you got the job in the first place mainly because you look nice, I can't see why you should keep it when you don't.

Salt is white and pure - there is something holy in salt.