There is a dispute about the existence of God. Both sides try to hide that they killed Him - even before He came into being.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Every scarecrow has a secret ambition to terrorize.

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Impartiality is not neutrality. It is partiality for justice.

Beyond each corner, new directions lie in wait.

In order for you to be yourself, you have to be somebody first.

You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.

Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.

The exit is usually where the entrance was.

Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

All the unhappiness of men arises from one single fact, that they cannot stay quietly in their own chamber.

Models are some of the most insecure people I've ever met. They're constantly being told that they're not good enough. You've really got to practice loving yourself.

An employer would be a complete fool to let an image like college partying influence their hiring decisions.

It is a kind of self-projection of our sins when we insist on other people becoming good. In reality, we wish to become good, but because we are unable to, we demand it of others and insist on this.

The more bosom a woman displayed, the less she wanted you to look. Openly, at least.

With guests who are 'in the middle of the fight,' we're able to hear their point-of-view on the topics, as well as advance our own feelings.

We are always in the presence of God, yet it seems to me that those who pray are in His presence in a very different sense.

I have always been a sucker for the big, upbeat chorus.

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.