There is a false love that will make you something you are not.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

It sucks. I used to be governor of New York.

Keep a thing seven years and you will find a use for it.

Chess is, above all, a fight.

Even if I'm playing a bad guy, I work hard to make him multi-leveled and interesting.

Since 'tis Nature's law to change, Constancy alone is strange.

None but the dead have free speech.

Catholicism is contrary to human liberty. Catholicism bases salvation upon belief. Catholicism teaches man to trample his reason under foot. And for that reason it is wrong.

During adolescence, friends bring an intimate quality of support that can't be provided by any adult.

Consult the wisdom of your heart as well as your mind.

We are men without ambition, and all we want is to be left alone, in peace so that we can try and be happy. So few people will understand this simplicity.