There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

I'm better looking in person.

It is only wishful thinking that makes a sheep seek that a lion feeds on grass just to make it comfortable.

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

When God loves you, what can be better than that?

We have Jews, Muslims, Hindus, atheists, agnostics, Buddhists, and their own path to grace is one that we have to revere and respect as much as our own

Earnestness is the best gift of mental power, and deficiency of heart is the cause of many men never becoming great.

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment.

I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!

so I wait for you like a lonely house till you will see me again and live in me. Till then my windows ache.

Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.