There is a melancholy that stems from greatness

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

Do you believe a man can truly love a woman and constantly betray her?Never mind physically but betray her in his mind, in the very "poetry of his soul".Well, it's not easy but men do it all the time.

One day I have a revelation. ‘I think we’re actually quite compatible, ’ I tell him. ‘You’re irritable, and I’m irritating.

I like order and knowing everything has its place.”

Relationships are never complicated. You’re either together or you’re not. If someone says it’s complicated, it really just means someone’s killing time until something better comes along.

I don't think voters give a hoot about the character of their political advisors, except to the extent that character reflects on the candidates.

Relax, don't worry, have a home brew.

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough.

I'm not an amazing cook, but I can follow a recipe.

Any altruistic system is inherently unstable, because it is open to abuse by selfish individuals, ready to exploit it.