There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.

Dogs are us, only innocent.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

we know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we're tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill.

Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.

The only women who don't believe that sexual harassment is a real problem in this country are women who have never been in the workplace.

We numb our minds and heart so one need not be broken and the other need not be bothered.

Move out man! Life is fleeting by. Do something worthwhile, berfore you die. Leave Behind a work sublime, that will outline you and time.

The most beautiful scenery in the world is when our friends come into view.

I love being an actor, and that's really the bottom line - in any medium, in any genre - and I want to do it.

I do not believe any of the statistical claims that are made about public opinion. I don't see why anybody does.

I think I would much rather push the boundaries of the degradation that the characters face.

Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.

A waft of sweet hash drifted by, and I wanted to float after it like Wimpy levitating at the scent of a hamburger.

Paul was Nero's prisoner, but Nero was much more God's.