There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.

Every lover is, in his heart, a madman, and, in his head, a minstrel.

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.

There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart’s Desire.

You have to believe. Otherwise, it will never happen.

Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.

Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.

He was painfully shy, which, as is often the manner of the painfully shy, he overcompensated for by being too loud at the wrong times.

I am the most miserable person who ever lived, " he said... "You are young, and in love, " said Primus. "Every young man in your position is the most miserable young man who ever lived.

I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be, ' she opined, 'like having someone else break in one's own pony.

Yeah, you and me, we can ride on a starIf you stay with me, girlWe can rule the worldYeah, you and me, we can light up the skyIf you stay by my sideWe can rule the world

Don't let money change your direction

Research – and using what you learn from it to analyze every situation – is what separates being unreasonable from being irrational.

I had a whole bag full. And I still felt like I didn't have enough! Definitely more bikinis then you have days of vacation.

Originality is the only thing that counts. But the originator uses material and ideas that occur round him and pass through him. And out of his experience comes the original creation.

I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me, one Jew talking and that's it.

(Doctors) collectively have done more to block adequate medical care for people of this country than any other single group.

I love playing guitar. It's the only thing I've ever really been great at.

There is nothing new under the sun, not even Manet.

"Superhero" is a term that's been borrowed in order to say "big and larger than life and loud and active and dumb." And I don't think that's a useful definition. That's more a dismissal.

Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.