There is a purpose to our lives that each day tugs at our sleeve as an annoying distraction.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

People often say to me: Oy! Get out of my garden.

Capitalism is based on individual rights - not on the sacrifice of the individual to the 'public good' of the collective.

Why don't they just take him out?" I asked. I'm not politically minded, as I guess you can tell. Mr. Cataliades was smiling at me. "So direct, so classic," he said. "So American.

After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

Look out for those who look out for you. Loyalty is everything.

To be aroused in the dark by five feet of cold, green snake gliding over one's face is unpleasant.

When the amount of change externally exceeds the amount of change internally, the end is in sight.

Where there is no market economy, the best intentioned provisions of constitutions and laws remain a dead letter.

Action is the foundation of all success.

The ideal racecar will expire 100 yards past the finish line.