There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

To become an artist you have to be curious.

Golf is a good preoccupation but as the meaning of life ... it lacks a few things.

A poor woman from Manchester on being taken to the seaside is said to have expressed her delight on seeing for the first time something of which there was enough for everybody.

But it isn't easy,' said Pooh. 'Because Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is to go where they can find you.

I am unwilling to be wholly good—and please don't regard me as wholly evil!

Bigger doesn't mean better unless you really understand what bigger is.

People are looking for original content in many different places, as are advertisers. This takes us into a whole new ballgame.

Nothing fails like failure

What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.

Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell.