There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don't come from that school.

I kind of think we have too many guns in this country.

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

I think that variety is the key to our success. It is what makes us [artists] different, and long may that continue.

I want to interview the most important people in the world and have everyone in America the next day going, 'Did you see that?'

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don’t come from that school.

What is it about this ideological dream of the right to bear arms that overrides any other rights, I mean the rights to not have your children killed at school?

That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back.

I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag

Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.

Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

No matter how many failures and disappointments that you have encountered lately, never stop believing in yourself. You still have endless success left in you.

I believe that you have to treat the people who work with you like your family.

The one great gift to humankind from our nuclear physicists has been the nuclear bomb. How can we ever thank them?

Just a small-scale cult of personality, maybe raise a geodetic dome out in western Massachusetts and make people wear jumpsuits and give all their possessions to me.

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that indeed I am a man.

My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson.

One ought to look a good deal at oneself before thinking of condemning others.

I think there's always room for people to hear different styles of music, especially when it comes from the heart.

Even the most despicable person is still a human being.