There is a way to be good again...

And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.

There is only one sin. and that is theft... when you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the truth.

People say that eyes are windows to the soul.

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.

Time can be a greedy thing-sometimes it steals the details for itself.

I finally had what I'd wantes all those years. Except now that I had it, i felt as empty as this unkempt pool I was dangling my legs into.

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

Sad stories make good books

In the end, the world always wins. That's just the way of things.

Years later, I learned an English word for the creature that Assef was, a word for which a good Farsi equivalent does not exist: sociopath.

Everyone on earth is afraid of losing his/her life, and only a few are afraid of losing their time.

History is what we write, not what we remember. Why should we tarnish the memory of our planet by enshrining our less then noble deeds?

Animals can be understimulated, but hardly bored.

Authentic brands don't emerge from marketing cubicles or advertising agencies. They emanate from everything the company does.

You have to know who you are to grow to your potential. But you have to grow in order to know who you are.

What is troubling us is the tendency to believe that the mind is like a little man within.

All policies should be guided by science, not just whose voice is the loudest.

Babies just change everything. You have to become super-selfless and super-tired and super-amenable to change. They just change all the time.

For every whack I've given, I've gotten four or five.

Popularity is neither fame nor greatness.