There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Job understood that he was nothing more than God’s invention and so too was his suffering

a book is a box of words until you open it.

The ego hurts you like this: you become obsessed with the one person who does not love you. blind to the rest who do.

Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.

The symptom of love is when some of the chemicals inside you go bad. So there must be something in love because your chemicals do tell you something.

There's an infinite amount of hope but not for us.

New York has got this sort of wonderful romantic idea of the South

You don't have to be wealthy to run for mayor. I'm a Green Party candidate running for mayor and I'm being taken seriously.

Whilst the rights of all as persons are equal, in virtue of their access to reason, their rights in property are very unequal. Oneman owns his clothes, and another owns a country.

The moment Eve bit into the apple, her eyes opened and she became free. She exposed the truth of what every woman knows: to find our sovereign voice often requires a betrayal.