There is always time for another last minute

The Auditors fluttered anxiously. And, as always happens in their species when something goes radically wrong and needs fixing instantly, they settled down to try to work how who was to blame.

OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?

IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather. "You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh or cry or wet their pants?" YES. NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL BELIEF.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them

Dullness. Only humans could have invented it. What imaginations they had.

YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES."So we can believe the big ones?"YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly.

If Jesus finished His work for us then be confident that He will finish His work in us. He is a FINISHER!

I’m not ‘stubborn.’”“Oh, really?”Lifting my chin, I said, “I’m determined.” (Violet to Doc)

'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and have her nonsense respected.

After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over.

She couldn't remember the last time she hugged someone, really hugged someone.

I love teaching; I love little kids.

Another top issue for the upcoming [Donald] Trump administration is tax policy.

I don't know if that comes in a number, I don't know if that comes in a plaque, I don't know what it is. If I can keep me and the crew around me happy, stable, and out of jail, then we good.

If we are serious about breaking cycles of poverty, we have to change this (economy).

I think songwriting is the ultimate form of being able to make anything that happens in your life productive.