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Ayelet Waldman Quotes: There is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels.
         

There is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels.


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