There is an old Russian saying. 'A serpent changes his skin, not his fangs.

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Darwin is my copilot.

What's the point of doing something good if nobody's watching?

All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header.

All are agreed, that the increase of learning and good morals are great blessings to society.

A woman is more beautiful than the world in which I live; and so I close my eyes.

A poem is a form of refrigeration that stops language going bad.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting taxes and ending programs that don't work.