There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Practice puts brains in your muscles.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.

What abandoned course is that?

I believe in destiny...what's going to be is going to be. If I'm going to win, I'm going to win...I don't give a damn what the other guy shoots. I'm going to win if it's my turn.

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

A joy that's shared is a joy made double.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.

Who Are You? What do you want? Where Are You Going? Who do you serve and who do you trust?

When I turn up at a trendy party, all the youngsters look like they could be my illegitimate love children.

Denial of Russia in the name of humanity it is - robbing humanity

I think people hide behind anonymity and they feel like they can say whatever they want behind closed doors.

You cannot go wrong with Bugs Bunny. He's the coolest cartoon character ever. I quote him all the time.

If I were to think of and dwell on disastrous possibilities, I could do nothing. I throw myself headlong into my work, and come up again with my studies.