There is less in this than meets the eye.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows.

Decorating is not a look, it's a point of view.

You can't truly love someone if you also love yourself, just as you can't love someone if you are not honest with them and they with you - otherwise it's just infatuation and desire.

...for the truth is always older than all the opinions men have held regarding it; and one should be ignoring the nature of truth if we imagined that the truth began at the time it came to be known.

I am what I am because early in life I decided that I would please at least myself in all things.

Cancer is my own private war. The strain, the nausea, the fever take turns challenging my strength, my mind and my spirit.

You can't die. Bodies come and go but your spirit is eternal. You're the stuff that life is.

I'm a firm believer in my higher power havin' a plan, and he's never wrong, and he's not open to suggestions.

Victory awaits him, who has everything in order - luck we call it. Defeat is definitely due for him, who has neglected to take the necessary precautions - bad luck we call it

Psychedelic experiences and dreams are chemical cousins; they are only different in degree.