There is little anyone can do with fanatics. Reasoning with them is a fool's errand. Avoiding them is mandatory.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

We live in an age where truth really doesn't matter anymore.

Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'

Get punctual, bring energy and creativity to your work, and stay with a project until it's completed (and then double-check the results). These habits will make you indispensable.

We are all born with a grab bag of gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money.

I don't care about the Constitution! The Constitution isn't here; you're here. Don't be a pinhead.

The more laws that governments pass, the less individual freedom there is. Any student of history will tell you that. Totalitarian countries ban pretty much everything.

Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.

Be patient and keep faith. It will all fall into place.

Profundity of thought belongs to youth, clarity of thought to old age.

Humanitarian appeals always help. They penetrate deeper than political tradeoffs.

Grab a brew... don't cost nothin'.

The field of artificial intelligence is pushing new boundaries.

Call me communist, but I think that's something that everyone, regardless of their family's income, has a right to, and I was fortunate enough to have a mother who felt that way as well.

Make no mistake about it, magick is an art form, and every true magician is an artist.

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I have a job that allows me not to look perfect all the time. I can just go looking the way I look, have my hair just any old type of way.