There is more food in a pennyworth of bread than in a gallon of ale.

When you open your mind, you let happiness in.

Many people engage in physical relationships without ever experiencing intimacy

It's hard and sometimes it's scary. It still amazes my mother. I went home for Christmas one year and there were fans all over the front lawn, hoping to see me.

I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.

I am burdened with what the Buddhists call the 'monkey mind' -- the thoughts that swing from limb to limb, stopping only to scratch themselves, spit and howl.

There are not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.

Is it still cool to go to the mall?' she asked. 'I take quite a lot of pride in not knowing what's cool,' I answered.

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you.

I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong.

A true journey, no matter how long the travel takes, has no end.