There is more sexism in a year's worth of movies than actually exists in a woman's entire lifetime.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

I wasn't used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn't known that before; I thought I was just short.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

One aspect of perfection, after all, it stands to reason, will be that our need for imperfection will cease. Or, perhaps more precisely: that imperfection itself will cease to have meaning.

...Use your finger to trace the scar upon my chest- I lied - it wasn't a knife wound, but a scrape from a nail sliding under a fence to see you...

A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity.

In this uncertain space between birth and death, especially here at the end of the world in Moonlight Bay, we need hope as surely as we need food and water, love and friendship.

It's a simple idea: We all do better when we work together and invest in our future.

I talk because I feel, and I talk to you because I want you to know how I feel.

But sometimes the very things you fall in love with people for, become the things you like least about them, in the end.

Thats usually what I gravitate to, I read The Perfect Storm, then I read Into Thin Air .

KNOWLEDGE is only Power to the Extent that it is... U S E D

We are ready to deal with any President [of U.S], but of course, and I mentioned that, it depends on the readiness of the future Administration.