There is much to do, and I am busy, very busy.

Great discoveries are made accidentally less often than the populace likes to think.

I did not think; I experimented.

For me photography was the means to the end, but they made it the most important thing. (On the discovery of X-ray photography.)

Both believers and unbelievers go through temptations

Sometimes God let us experience the storm so people who give us importance could calm us down.

When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away even if it's only a glass of water.

I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'

Just making sure the boys are okay is my priority in life, and that takes up all of my time right now.

Everybody picks up on the sensational things, but no one really gets it.

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed!

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

What is that in his hand?" "A cleaver. As in-" "Butcher's knife." "You got it." "I hope not." "He does not look happy." "Are you sure it's a he?" "I don't want to know.

Before redeye flights, I drink copious amounts of herbal brews to help me relax and fall asleep after takeoff.