There is no Algorithm for Humor

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

Humor levels the playing field. I understood that early on - that was something I had.

There is a lot of pain in being lonely, but a lot of beauty in being alone.

An artist discovers his genius the day he dares not to please.

It has been said that work is the highest form of play.

You cannot watch yourself dispassionately.

Heaven is a pretty practical, common sense, down-to-earth place!

You don't have to feel like a waste of space, your original can not be replaced

It is nerve-wracking watching my kids' games.

Let each man think himself an act of God, His mind a thought, his life a breath of God; And let each try, by great thoughts and good deeds, To show the most of Heaven he hath in him.

As much as we may have to battle against a Trump presidency, there's still good relationships within the Senate, bipartisan relationships where we can work together.

I have a bath. It just relaxes me. Sitting there for a bit and just breathe and go ‘ffffuuuhhh….’, you know.