There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Oh! You are a woman! You are the pure reflection of my mother, sister, and daughter. I can never hurt you.

Exercises are like prose, whereas yoga is the poetry of movements.

My grandfather, along with Carnegie, was a pioneer in philanthropy, which my father then practiced on a very large scale.

I'm always down to do a sitcom. I did 'That '80s Show' back in the day and that was a really great experience.

I've gotten letters, but mostly from Bible-belt types who say, you must be Satan! They come right out and call me Satan and hope that I'm damned to hell.

Impatience is not the least of your faults, Malik, it is a kind of greed and someday it may see you undone.

Honor, without money, is a mere malady.

I'm terrified of saying the wrong thing on stage with bell hooks.

Confidence is a plant of slow growth; especially in an aged bosom

Jumpy is the most incredible animal of all time. The movie [Valley of Violence] is the tamest example of what that dog is capable of.