There is no death in remembrance. Remember me, Sarah. Remember me, and a part of me will always be with you." - Martha Carrier to her daughter, Sarah Carrier

Only the Lord leads us to walk in the path of light.

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

Reader, I literally married him.

To a significant degree, we are an overfed and undernourished nation digging an early grave with our teeth, and lacking the energy that could be ours because we overindulge in junk foods.

There are three kinds of men: those who are preceded by their shadow, those who are pursued by it, and those who have never seen the sun.

Never try to negotiate with anyone after he or she has eaten. People are best persuaded on an empty stomach. And forget power breakfasts. There is no convincing anyone of anything before 10 A.M.

I pretty much grew up in public.

It's not like I sit around watching my movies again and again, but I've never quite believed actors when they say they don't watch themselves.

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.

As long as hunger exists, peace cannot prevail.