There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

Noble discontent is the path to heaven.

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks they are the summits of ranges.

When a thought takes one's breath away, a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.

To fill life with moments of happiness, be happy in the moment.

I love you like the devil loves his pitchfork. I love you like the angel loves his wings. I love you from here to heaven, through hell and back again.

…numerical precision is the very soul of science, and its attainment affords the best, perhaps the only criterion of the truth of theories and the correctness of experiments.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

If a problem cannot be solved, enlarge it.

Correct thinkers think that 'baseball trivia' is an oxymoron: nothing about baseball is trivial.

The system of plunder derives much of its support from individuals who do not subscribe to socialism but who say, 'We're paying for it, so we might as well get our share'

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

Modern man listens more willingly to witnesses than to teachers, and if he does listen to teachers, it is because they are witnesses.

No one ever taught me and I can't teach anyone. If you can't explain it, how can you take credit for it.