There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.

It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.

We must leave this terrifying place to-morrow and go searching for sunshine.

What's the point of doing anything if nobody's watching?

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.

When the enemy attacks you, this means that you are on the right road.

It doesn't matter who you are, football's a business. At some stage you're going to have to leave a football club, that's just normal.

Until Jesus comes, his resurrection glory in the church is a matter of strength made perfect in suffering.

Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived.

I don’t care about anyone, and the feeling is quite obviously mutual.