There is no escalator to [hockey] success only steps.

If I had the Rangers payroll, I'd never lose a game

I won't miss him. Maybe the West Edmonton Mall will miss him, but not me.

You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful!

Stop focusing on how miserable you are and focus on how many opportunities you have to get better.

When a feminist as strident as Garofalo is defending the Hussein regime, you have to wonder if her newfound sobriety has hit a rough patch.

Miley Cyrus is about making money. Amanda Palmer is about making art.

A remarkable feature of the humanitarian movement, on both its sentimental and utilitarian sides, has been its preoccupation with the lot of the masses.

Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.

For better or worse, I take my acting seriously. I may not have been in the best movies ever made, but I take it deathly serious, and I love being an actor.

I have been a stranger in a foreign land.

The buck stops with me, but I can tick off dozens of very good senior executives that are responsible for hundreds or thousands of people who work for me.

Roll on, thou ball, roll on! Through pathless realms of Space, Roll on!