There is no fool like an old fool.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

She wore blue velvet Bluer than velvet was the night Softer than satin was the light From the stars She wore blue velvet Bluer than velvet were her eyes Warmer than May her tender sighs

Persons famous in the arts partake of the immortality of princes, and are upon a footing with them.

I cannot remember a time when the Golden Rule was not my motto and precept, the torch that guided my footsteps.

The unfolding time for the end of globalization or a worldwide deflation is much longer, certainly measured in years, if not decades.

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!

I was kicked out of The Stars And Stripes twice, and finally got back in.

I'm old-fashioned beyond my years.

With songs I almost see the images, see the action, and then all I have to do is describe it. It's almost like watching a scene from a film, and that's what I go about trying to catch in a song.

Flying does not rely so much on strength, as on physical and mental co-ordination.