There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

A castle of defense, a bastion of mightA fort where the wise teach the young to fightAn armory of weapons, sharp as hooksAre wrapped in leather and shelved as books

I just wrote a book. But don't go and buy it yet, because I don't think it's finished.

You ought to read, mediate and affirm the living word of God.

Take one more step because it might be the last one needed.

One must know combinations, one must have a true knowledge of food to be in the moment.

My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.

Devotion is a place where you do not exist; life just flows through you as a certain sweetness and beauty.

Fear is like fire; it can be helpful if you know how to use. If not, you'll get burned.

I was you and never knew it.

If anybody ever dares to compare Bob Dole to Clinton, then they're comparing a criminal to an honest man.