There is no freedom on earth or in any star for those who deny freedom to others.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Close your eyes to feel deeply the tranquility and serenity of the mind.

I learned it was better to tiptoe through life and arrive at death's door safely.

A calm ocean is safer than a raging river.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

I do think any modern storyteller is influenced by the stories we all grow up with and become familiar with, our shared cultural narratives.

They that never peeped beyond the common belief in which their easy understandings were at first indoctrinated are strongly assured of the truth of their receptions.

I think everything in life is an evolution, isn't it?

I grew up as a Catholic, and there was so much that was beautiful there, and also so much that was troubling. The whole patriarchal thing, the whole male-dominated approach, really bothered me.