There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

What a tiresome place America would be if freedom meant we all had to think alike or be the same color or wear the same gray flannel suit! That road leads to the conformity of the graveyard!

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Life is a short walk. There is so little time and so much living to achieve.

My fight is not for racial sameness but for racial equality and against racial prejudice and discrimination.

Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.

No text, being human creation, is free from flaws – it is the human mind that should be conscientious enough to accept their good elements and discard the bad ones.

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

One day you will wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted. Do it now.

Well thank you, me old gobbler,' said Mr. Gum handing over some money that Billy William would later discover to be made out of lies and broken promises.

What matters is the value we’ve created in our lives, the people we’ve made happy and how much we’ve grown as people.

If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he'll do it that way.

The working class is revolutionary or it is nothing.

What makes a Christian a Christian is not perfection but forgiveness.

The desert is a capricious lady, and sometimes she drives men crazy.