There is no idea so stupid or hackneyed that a sufficiently-talented writer can't get a good story out of it.

There are times when quantity is at least as important as quality in learning an art.

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

Today you are planting seeds to your dream. Be patient because it will be a large harvest.

We drown our doubts in dry champagne and soothe our souls with fine cocaine. I don't know why I even care, we get so high and get nowhere.

If the text is God's Word, it is appropriate that we respond with reverence, a certain fear, a holy joy, a questing obedience.

If your nature is infinite awareness trapped in a body, suddenly there's a lack of happiness, a lack of freedom. No matter what you get you'll never be happy, because these are all trinkets.

I won't go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast!

If I remember right, Aelia, you had four teeth; a cough displaced two, another two more. You can now cough without anxiety all the day long. A third cough can find nothing to do in your mouth.

It's so much easier to tell people what they want to hear instead of what they need to hear.

I wish I could see outta two eyes.

Project Xanadu is essentially my trademark. It was originally, and has returned to my arms as that.