There is no man so good, who, were he to submit all his thoughts and actions to the laws, would not deserve hanging ten times in his life.

The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them... Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will.

Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul.

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears.

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.

There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Experience has taught me this, that we undo ourselves by impatience. Misfortunes have their life and their limits, their sickness and their health.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

The most certain sign of wisdom is cheerfulness.

Taste, that eternal wanderer, which flies From head to ears, and now from ears to eyes.

I was the girl he had chosen to kiss. He wanted, somehow to set me free. He didn't want to burn my photo or toss it away, but he didn't want to look at me anymore, either.

I'm lucky that people feel comfortable sharing things with me.

Ticketmaster does not set prices. Live Nation does not set ticket prices. Artists set ticket prices.

Even breathing is a contribution.

Comics are words and pictures. You can do anything with words and pictures.

I really enjoy doing sitcom television. It allows me to stay in Los Angeles and spend more time with my husband and kids.

No wonder sorrow doesn’t smile much. No wonder sadness is so sad.

When I was a child, I was very shy, and there's still a part of me that's very shy.

One quality in a person doesn't rule out any other quality. They can exist side by side, good and terrible. Socrates said it a lot better.