There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Everything begins to feel right when we see the world in a different way."Living Beyond the Five Senses

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?...Was ever anything so civil?

Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.

Scent is very important. Strong fragrances suit some men, while citrus types suit others. I like my men to smell fresh and woody, but also like a man.

I am amazed by how many individuals mess up every new day with yesterday. They insist on bringing into today the failures of yesterday and in so doing, they pollute a potentially wonderful day.

There seemed nothing so true as a yellow tree.

I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini.

I work hard to improve myself as a person - as a father, as a husband, as a manager. I'm always on that mission.

Every great general and warrior from the beginning of time was high.

Was Mann himself fully aware of all the facets of his irony? Probably not - any more than Shakespeare was fully aware of all the riches subsequent critics have found in his plays.