There is no music in hell, for all good music belongs to heaven.

You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.

Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the house of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father.

If you have a bad thought about yourself, tell it to go to hell because that is exactly where it came from.

I have no wife whom I love so well that I would not put a javelin through her heart, and I would do it with clean hands.

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.

He that confesseth not that Jesus has come in the flesh and sent Joseph Smith with the fullness of the Gospel to this generation, is not of God, but is anti-christ

The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy

The best remedy for anger is delay.

Pray as if all depended on God and work as if all depended upon you.

We should never permit ourselves to do anything that we are not willing to see our children do.

The person one loves never really exists, but is a projection focused through the lens of the mind onto whatever screen it fits with least distortion.

We are members of one great body, planted by nature…. We must consider that we were born for the good of the whole

Maybe when I die and I'm thrown overboard, I'll turn into a mermaid.

We can love someone without understanding that person.

If you have political convictions... keep 'em to yourself

Right is right, even if no one else does it.

I am scared of being broke and famous. I think that would be the biggest curse.

There are no rules to attraction. Jake is nothing like who I wanted.

Solving a problem is hard enough; it gets that much harder if you’ve decided beforehand it can’t be done.

How great a Possibility, how small a realized Result.