There is no national problem in the world today which cannot be resolved by reason alone.

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.

What is true for you is what you have observed yourself. And when you lose that, you have lost everything.

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today and you make your tomorrow.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe.

The test of true competence is the end result.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.

Your previous accomplishments should be your stepping stones

Never waste your time wishing for anything that's achievable through hard work.

The biggest mistake you can ever make it to compare yourself to others. - Gideon

It takes loneliness in oneself to recognize it in another.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

Rendering oneself unarmed when one had been the best-armed, out of a height of feeling-that is the means to real peace, which must always rest on a peace of mind.

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.

I'm a Christian - I really don't believe in UFOs.

I know sometimes I need to be more like M.J., but M.J. also needs to be more like me. He needs to be the player he is with more my mentality.

Be not Afraid of anything. You will do Marvelous work. it is Fearlessness that brings Heaven even in a moment.