There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Save me, I need you, life is sad without you

Perhaps the most "spiritual" thing any of us can do is simply to look through our own eyes, see with eyes of wholeness, and act with integrity and kindness.

Je pensais de meme que notre jeunesse etait finie et le bonheur manqué. I thought too that our youth was over and we had failed to find happiness.

The intellectually-inclined biographers stray from the point that the message is directed through the spoken word at the broad masses and not writing to an inbred, self-adoring intellectual e

When you write for children, don't write for children. Write from the child in you.

I am annoyed to find myself continually described by people whom I have never set eyes on as bad-tempered.

I'm the man of a million names.

Yes indeed I have gained a lot out of playing scales and etudes.

I cannot write as well as some people; my talent is in coming up with good stories about lawyers.That is what I am good at.

Without you, there'd be no sun in my sky, there would be no love in my life, there'd be no world left of me.