There is no perfect man! I think I'm meant to have many soulmates.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Humanity's greatest achievement will come when the happiness of some will no longer be the sadness of others.

It should surprise no one that the life of the writer - such as it is - is colorless to the point of sensory deprivation. Many writers do little else but sit in small rooms recalling the real world.

If one's honest about it, spending time in a car with children is pretty ghastly.

Let's turn to the West, Let's turn up the music, Let's hope it's always as good as this

You're looking for counselors, there are 66 in the Bible.

Some people will tell you that slow is good - but I'm here to tell you that fast is better.

As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier.

We tell children what they should do when they grow up so we can impress the people next door.

What I believe is this: Catalunya is not Spain, it is something else and you have to feel it.

We feed upon each other's mouths and minds like ants with social stomachs.