There is no place for innocence on the battlefield.

What is courage without risk... It wouldn’t really be courage, would it?

So how's the putrid pile of caca doing?

You're gonna have to hold on tight, because this rodeo is just getting started.

When I meet people on airplanes and they find out I'm an economist, they usually ask about stock tips.

I think women want to feel beautiful. They want to feel seductive.

I've never had paparazzi follow me and I rarely get recognised. I dress like a tramp when I'm not working. My hairdresser calls me the Romanian window cleaner. That's just the way I am.

Don't blame it on the sunshine. Don't blame it on the moonlight. Blame it on the boogie.

If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or stole the apples!

They've offered me every variation on Audrey Horne, none of which were as good or as much fun.

When I was younger, I would eat everything.

When you stimulate your body, your brain comes alive in ways you can't simulate in a sedentary position.