There is no point in being alive if you cannot do the deadlift

There is no reason to be alive if you can't do the deadlift!

Read a short story every day.

We weep for the blood of a bird, but not for the blood of a fish. Blessed are those who have voice.

Let's be honest, dental care in America is extremely expensive, period.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

I was drunk: Christian and drunk. They just don't go together. But that's what happened. And the next day, obviously God had honored those prayers and healed me of alcoholism.

Men are angels born without wings, nothing could be nicer than to be born without wings and to make them grow.

I notice if I'm too fat or if I'm too ugly or there's skin hanging or whatever. When my clothes start not fitting, I get really self-conscious about what I eat.

I think I always wanted to have adventures in my life. I was always kind of a rambunctious kid.

It is fear that is the greatest cause of misery in the world.

You think human nature is a beast, that it must be put in a cage. But it's the cage that makes the animal bad.