There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.

A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.

It takes a lot of wind to sail a leaky boat.

The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.

Marriage is the legal method devised to end love without pain.

My mission is to raise incomes for hard working middle class families. If you work hard and do your part you should be able to get ahead and stay ahead.

There is a large element of me in every role I do.

I think that if ever a mortal heard the voice of God it would be in a garden at the cool of the day.

What are you, child, that you need time to learn about yourself?

Ladies, use a loving voice, use a respectful voice, use a godly voice, but don't lose your voice.

My only hope was to be polite.

Racism is a worldwide problem.

When you stand up acoustic in front of an audience, you really are a man without any clothes on. And that can be fun - it depends how much of an exhibitionist you are, I suppose. I quite enjoy it.

Just in case the world ends tomorrow," she said. "We might as well enjoy today.

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.